Spent most of the day with my South A.-based cousin Derry 'Bunco' Derrig.
A famed barber in these parts, he showed me a cunning trick with a handful of oil that will ensure I never lose the pinnacle of perpendicularity of my pride and joy, no matter how bad the weather, no matter how low my natural vigour.
Forever in his debt, I strode about Cape Town this afternoon completely cock-a-hoop and all dandy dinmont, thereby allowing the locals to gaze freely on my glory.
A shame he could do nothing for Argy, merely suggesting a number one.
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