Celebration practise

As the potential winner of 'Smartarses' I have decided to practise my celebration techniques.

I have decided to adopt a method in which it is possible to ostentatiously display the wealth at my fingertips through the excessive spillage of the old vino.

Ha! I'm ready for that audition right now!

I just hope they are ready for me and Team CD on Monday afternoon. We will be wearing one-piece lilac velvet catsuits and black top hats. I felt it would make us more memorable and they'd be sure to sign us up without further ado.